Brand Awareness

Corporate Chaos is a satirical brand inspired by modern corporate culture and the people who are unfortunate enough to operate inside it.

Built from decades of firsthand experience, our evolving brand reflects restructures, leadership changes, strategic transformations, shifting methodologies, and the reality that many corporate careers eventually end in a layoff, burnout, or quiet disappearance. 

Mission Statement: 

Every product must reflect shared understanding of corporate life — the priorities that change without notice, the meetings that replace progress, the accountability assigned without authority, and the quiet contradictions that define the system.

Applicable Roles

This brand is intended for professionals who have quietly sacrificed time, energy and personal priorities inside corporate environments, including but not limited to:

• Individual Contributors
• Middle Management / Directors
  
• Operations, IT, finance, HR, portfolio and program roles
  
• Other resources that don't sit in the C-Suite but absorb the outcomes

If you’ve been asked to “align,” “operationalize,” or “make it work” after the strategy was finalized, this brand will feel familiar.

Additional Context

Corporate Chaos does not offer solutions.
It does not provide motivation.

It acknowledges reality.

The designs are meant to be worn by people who understand how corporate systems actually function — not how they are described in decks, town halls, or leadership messaging.

Current Project Status: Red

Last Stakeholder Review: Ongoing