👜 Bags

Corporate Chaos bags are built for professionals carrying more than just their laptop. From daily commutes to conference rooms and travel days that blur together, these pieces reflect the reality of work that follows you everywhere. Practical, understated, and quietly sarcastic—designed to hold what you need while the chaos comes along for the ride.

Corporate Chaos is a collection of apparel, accessories, and everyday items designed for professionals navigating modern workplace dysfunction. Each piece reflects the realities of scaled organizations—where priorities shift, urgency is declared, and execution is expected regardless. Subtle, sarcastic, and intentionally familiar, these items are built for those who carry the work while the chaos unfolds.