Corporate Chaos - Join the Dumpster Fire - Minimalist Protest Backpack

Corporate Chaos - Join the Dumpster Fire

“Minor issue. Major executive response.”

• Tongue-in-cheek nod to modern corporate culture:
  • Phrases we here
  • Priorities that change daily
  • Chaos we’re expected to scale
• Designed with clean typography and understated placement
• Appropriate for:
  • Meetings
  • Offsites
  • Town Halls
  • Coffee runs
  • Anywhere strategy decks are written

Management alignment and KPI attainment not guaranteed.

Product features

- 100% lightweight polyester for durability and quick-dry performance

- Padded mesh back panel and adjustable straps for breathable, comfortable carrying

- Four compartments including 13L main pocket, front pocket, side bottle pocket and internal laptop/tablet sleeve

- Durable zipper closures on three main pockets for secure, easy access

- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; blank name tag sewn inside

Care instructions

- Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.