Strategic Priority: Scale Chaos. | Full Zip Hoodie - Unisex

Strategic Priority: Scale Chaos.

Break everything that's already working

• Tongue-in-cheek nod to modern corporate culture:
  • Phrases we here
  • Priorities that change daily
  • Chaos we’re expected to scale
• Designed with clean typography and understated placement
• Appropriate for:
  • Meetings
  • Offsites
  • Town Halls
  • Coffee runs
  • Anywhere strategy decks are written

Management alignment and KPI attainment not guaranteed.

Product features

- Tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste and creates a clean, seamless look

- Spacious front pockets for phones, keys, and small essentials

- Adjustable hood with drawstring and sturdy metal zipper closure

- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) with classic fit

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

• Do not dryclean