Strategic Priority: Scale Chaos. | Premium Crewneck Sweatshirt - Unisex

Strategic Priority: Scale Chaos.

Break everything that's already working

• Tongue-in-cheek nod to modern corporate culture:
  • Phrases we here
  • Priorities that change daily
  • Chaos we’re expected to scale
• Designed with clean typography and understated placement
• Appropriate for:
  • Meetings
  • Offsites
  • Town Halls
  • Coffee runs
  • Anywhere strategy decks are written

Management alignment and KPI attainment not guaranteed.

Product features

- Midweight 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk

- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and gives a smooth fit

- Double‑needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for durability

- OEKO‑TEX dyes, US cotton sourcing, tear‑away label — compliant and responsibly made

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean