Strategic Priority: Scale Chaos. | Premium Fleece Hoodie - Unisex
S / White
$54.99
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Strategic Priority: Scale Chaos. | Premium Fleece Hoodie - Unisex
$54.99
Strategic Priority: Scale Chaos.
Break everything that's already working
- Tongue-in-cheek nod to modern corporate culture:
- Phrases we here
- Priorities that change daily
- Chaos we’re expected to scale
- Designed with clean typography and understated placement
- Appropriate for:
- Meetings
- Offsites
- Town Halls
- Coffee runs
- Anywhere strategy decks are written
Management alignment and KPI attainment not guaranteed.
Product features
- Two‑piece jersey‑lined hood for extra warmth and a clean look
- Relaxed dropped‑shoulder silhouette with a classic fit
- Spacious pouch pocket for storage and hand warmth
- Midweight 8.4 oz/yd² fabric: soft ring‑spun cotton/poly blend
- Made in OEKO‑TEX, FLA and WRAP‑partnered facilities for sustainable, ethical production
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |