Corporate Phrases We Love to Hear™ - 5 - Pack Sticker Sheet Set (Office Humor)

Corporate Phrases We Love to Hear™ - 5 - Pack Sticker Sheet Set (Office Humor)

• Tongue-in-cheek nod to modern corporate culture:
  • Phrases we here
  • Priorities that change daily
  • Chaos we’re expected to scale
• Designed with clean typography and understated placement
• Appropriate for:
  • Meetings
  • Offsites
  • Town Halls
  • Coffee runs
  • Anywhere strategy decks are written

Management alignment and KPI attainment not guaranteed.

Corporate Phrases We Love to Hear™

A curated 5-sheet sticker set celebrating the language of modern corporate life — the phrases that sound reassuring, strategic, and totally meaningless all at once.Designed for professionals who’ve survived one too many “quick syncs,” this set turns everyday corporate jargon into dry, desk-safe satire.

What’s included:

• Five (5) premium vinyl sticker sheets
• Size: 8.5" × 11" per sheet
• Clean typography with understated placement
• Office-appropriate humor (eye-rolls encouraged)

Phrases you know too well:

• “Minor issue — major executive response”
• “Tongue-in-cheek nods to modern corporate culture”
• “Priorities that change daily”
• “Chaos we’re expected to scale”

Perfect for:

• Laptops, notebooks, desks, and whiteboards
• Managers, PMs, analysts, consultants, and survivors
• Gag gifts for coworkers who get it

Designed by Corporate Chaos™ — because clarity is optional, but irony isn’t.